Why are we making fun of this guy’s birth defect? Is he an asshole? Does he deserve it? I think I’m out of the loop.
Something I want to say to the judge tomorrow that they won’t see coming:
How honest am I? Your honor, if you would allow me, I am prepared to regale the court with my 100k word dissertation on why feet are cute, which I have memorized.
On a side note, bro, how are you earning a living? It is like all you are doing is posting these fire memes all day every day.
Ha, well the short answer is that my kids are young, and my career is in a flexible field where I’ve been able to take time to stay home with them until they’re in school.
As a dad with a child that’s about 3 that didn’t end up being able to make that jump, I wish you a very
go fuck yourselfgood luck raising the kids and I am very jealous of your situation.Thank you. I know that we’re very fortunate (or maybe a little crazy) to make this work.
Treasure it, dude. But keep the memes flowing. But treasure the kids. And the memes.
Thanks. I can do both!
Oh, so you’re not in the US
I am American, yeah.
Oh. Sorry to hear you’re one of us. I’d share one of my chits with you if you were nearby.
IKR? he’s like single-handedly running the show
Bro single handedly fuels the meme economy on lemmy
while personally training the next generation, too.
He is Picard, afterall
+1 to the constant flow of 👌 memes.
Sometimes they give us a paycheck while we just phone it in.
"Gee, Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?”
“The same thing we do every night: try to take over the world!”
Narf
Muh cousin.
… his retort to Stavros clowning on him about not getting his dick sucked was essentially:
Do I get my dick sucked?
… dude why are we talking about this? So anyway…
He also claimed he did not need to shower, because he does not smell because he is not fat.
… dude is literally the uber basement dweller, it… it sounds like you’re describing a fantastical stereotype when you just run through things he seems to think are totally normal.
This is disturbingly accurate
Russel Brand has really gone off the deep end, huh
I dislike Brand as much as the next sane person, but that’s a low blow comparing him to asmongold.
Gotta be shopped but it’s a nice job
Wait, you’re saying Jacob Rothschild wasn’t one of the Peruvian aliens based on that one, singular picture 42% of the internet has seen?
All I need, all I truly want, now, is to see this guy, in the middle of court – just once – strike this pose and go “BOOOOWEEEEOOOOOO”
And then I can die a happy man.
Harvey Birdman - Attorney at Law is such an underrated show.
Yes, but did you get that thing I sent you?
Your Honor, I object on the grounds that contact with Talos IV is forbidden!
saving this as a reaction image
Can’t be him. He’s stuck back in nineteen-shitty-nine.
