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sanitation@lemmy.today to politics @lemmy.world · 6 hours ago

Trump assessed by 22 medical specialists at latest checkup; The White House has declined to identify the physicians.

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Trump assessed by 22 medical specialists at latest checkup; The White House has declined to identify the physicians.

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sanitation@lemmy.today to politics @lemmy.world · 6 hours ago
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    I thought it said "Trump assassinated… "

  • Optional@lemmy.world
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    • Default Username@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Or RFK-style brainworms from eating a raccoon dick.

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    If you look at the report they published Trump is listed as being 0.3 BMI points away from counting as obese which is hilariously convenient. On his blood analysis they even put his cholesterol levels as being normal when he’s an obese 80 year old that barely exercises.

    • ji59@hilariouschaos.com
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      Barely exercises? He plays golf daily!

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    • RaoulDook@lemmy.world
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      The evil fat orange man archetype.

      Lynch really made the Harkonnens appropriately horrific, better than the new movies in this and some other aspects IMO.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      Is that a young Gordon Ramsay in the back?

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        I thought it looked like Nathan Fillion

        Edit: I should read the comments before I post 🤪

      • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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        Pretty sure that’s a young Nathan Fillion

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          That would be a remarkably old looking 13 year old if that was the case. Fillion was born in 71 and this movie came out in 84.

          Or it was sarcasm in which case I ate it.

          • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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            Lol sarcasm, shitpost, same difference ;)

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    That seems like a completely normal amount of medical specialsts needed for a routine checkup.

    /s btw

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      Next time I go in for my physical I’m gonna ask where my other 21 physicians are.

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    22 specialists just for checkups. It must be nice to get that kind of medical care in America. Especially for free.

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      Even if it was free to us plebs, having 22 specialists look at you for a “regular checkup” wouldn’t primarily be an indication of how great the medical system was.

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      If Ole’ Poopypants croaks, they might have to give more medical care to poor people, which is why they’ll keep him alive at all costs.

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    Let’s see here, I got the list… Dr. Lao, Dr. West, Dr. Caligari, Dr. Kimble, Dr. Venkman, Dr. Moreau, Dr. Lecter, Dr. Jeckyl, Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Feelgood, Dr. Giggles, Doctor Sleep, Doctor Who, Doctor Strange, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Dre, Dr. Zoidberg, Doc Holiday, Doc Savage, Dr. No, aaaaannnnd… Dr. Evil.

    Seems legit. I think he’s probably fine.

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      I’m pretty sure it was just Dr. Pepper, but one of the flavors couldn’t make it.

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      Dr Nick Riviera. “…the red thing’s connected to my - wristwatch. Uh oh”

      • Optional@lemmy.world
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        HI DR. NICK!

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      He needs to see Dr. Kevorkian, too bad he died.

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      Dr. Venture is the one who concerns me the most.

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    Nobody wants their name and medical career attached to this bloated walking corpse.

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    Seems a bit excessive to have that many doctors present just to tell you you’re dead within a year. Maybe they’re all there to take bets on what finally takes him out. Will it be his heart? A stroke? Choking on a Big Mac? All of the above?

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      Definitely going to suffer a massive coronary event in the next 2-3 months I bet. He’s actually stressing out because so many hate him, even amongst his former base, he thought a war with Iran would be easy, his own party and base are starting to realize this isn’t good. Add in what we’ve seen and heard of his medical issues, his ticket is about to explode.

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    More doctors than anyone! Everyone is saying it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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      More doctors at checkups, more dementia tests, and more medical visits than anyone. He truly is the healthiest person there is.

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    Anyone else thinking of Wapol and the Isshi-20?

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    lol.

    lmfao even.

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      Roflwaffle perhaps

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        Roflmafaoatcrstd!

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    22??

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      Try not to get any more doctors on the way to the parking lot!

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      He’s just that healthy!

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        They’re doing studies to see how he’s able to be so healthy.

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    Imaginary physicians.

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