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    9 days ago

    August 12, 2027. Aneurysm. They’ll mistake him for being asleep during the meeting, because he’s always asleep in meetings. No one will notice, not until the end when everyone gets up to leave.

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        8 days ago

        Agreed. But that’s the true cost free healthcare and around the clock medical staff to the American people. Dude can literally live off fast food and will outlive us all.