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Scientists Confirm Reality Has Been Running on the Wrong Timeline Since 2016

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Scientists Confirm Reality Has Been Running on the Wrong Timeline Since 2016

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Scientists announcing a portal back to the “good timeline” expected ethical concerns about interdimensional murder, but were instead overwhelmed by applicants asking whether baseball bats counted as carry-on luggage.

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  If this were actually the case I have to imagine that they would have sent back much more competent time traveling assassins.
  
  Oh, and it was definitely the Cubs

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