• Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    3 conservatives walk into a bar. They see that the bar serves Bud Light and has at least 1 minority working there so they turn around and leave because the bar is too woke. They then spend the next 5 days whining about it on social media which leads to the bar getting bombed with 1-star fake-rage reviews, and 1 thing the long-time owner did 15 years ago which was barely a misdemeanor. Some people stop working there because of constant harassment.

    A month later one of those 3 conservatives is pulled over for a DUI, in the passenger seat is the lady he’s having an extra-marital affair with. On his social media he complains about asking people to respect his privacy.

    • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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      11 days ago

      While simultaneously begging for socialism to act via gofundme for his legal defense because they still have no clue what irony is