It says TAB right on there. TAB was an early “diet cola” from Coke. TIL. Now I get why its heyday was in the 70s.
Actually thanks for explaining that for me as a non-American. I thought they meant tap water but have just written it differently. Which would honestly be even more hilarious, “don’t drink our sugary drinks girl, go back to tap water”
Yeah, I don’t remember what the name is about. The pull top on the can is a kind of tab. So is the bill in a restaurant or bar. It’s one of those weird words that means too many things.
You’re not sure? Really? The “Drink this if you don’t want to be fat and unattractive” seems pretty obvious, no?
i was sarcastic
“Drink this to be thin enough for a man to desire you”
“And not a particularly attractive man, just… you know… a man.”
“What every woman needs!”
Get stuck in the miasma under that receding hairline! TAB!
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The option of just sticking to sugarless tea, lemonade or maybe water, is a forbidden thought!





