But my city had some lady who was doing it everyday recently. She ran a new route everyday and would just drop deuces anywhere in broad daylight then sprint away, so it was hard to catch her… I think they may have done DNA analysis on her droppings, because of course she wasn’t bagging up either.
Every once and a while you hear about a “serial pooper” in the news…
Some idiot that runs a lot everyday, and just starts shitting in random people’s yards then running away.
And everytime they’re caught, they always act like they don’t understand why everyone is mad.
They’re so wrapped up in competitive running, they assume shitting in someone’s front yard is totally cool.
Someone just got caught on video doing it at the last Boston Marathon
https://www.runnersworld.com/news/a43646468/boston-runner-takes-a-pit-stop-in-yard/
But my city had some lady who was doing it everyday recently. She ran a new route everyday and would just drop deuces anywhere in broad daylight then sprint away, so it was hard to catch her… I think they may have done DNA analysis on her droppings, because of course she wasn’t bagging up either.