The continuing adventures of Picard Québécois. He got assimilated, and it only made him dig into his place of origin.
This time, the inspiration came from here :
https://lemmy.world/post/50147669/25062869
And as such, the title is taken from that meme, and means "For assimilation in french, you can press the fucking “2"”
The text is just the regular “I am Locutus of Borg”, but with tabernak , saying “your time with the Stanley Cup is over” and “From now on you will speak Joual”.
He’s wearing the original hockey mask of Jacques Plante, and is representing Voivod, since they’re a fan of when machine meets man.


He got a voïvoi shirt ! 🤟
It’s Picard Québécois, he looves metal, specifically tech death and similar, from Quebec and the habs.
Haha ! 2026 Québec is not that metal anymore. There’s some notable exceptions but this time have sadly past I think
The bands from Quebec are still going strong and are a rich part of the genre’s origin and evolution.
Also, Picard (or L’octus in this case) is in the future, so the current state of the scene (and the performance of the Habs) doesn’t factor into his worldview.