Imagine jamming and vibing when all of a sudden some goon hops up on stage and displays a golden tidal wave at the front row.

  • kamenlady@lemmy.worldEnglish
    17·
    1 day ago

    “The gentlemen behind us whipped his (genitals) out, started (urinating) all over my niece, my brother (and) myself,” he said in a video. “I am about ready to … kill somebody.” Grevelding says his niece is 8 years old, and the suspect urinated on her back.

    I’m sad this isn’t an onion

    • PattyMcB@lemmy.worldEnglish
      11·
      1 day ago

      We’d all like for him to have attacked the whizzer, but he’s probably talking about blaming liberals or brown people for it instead