I always play Tanooki Mario because I am very in touch with my inner child lol. I love to think of Mario parachuting around with his balls, even if thats not the animation they went with :D
Who do you play and why?
I expected everyone to be saying Toad. Kinda funny to find your friends and family are such an echo chamber.
Birdo, because in the n64 version I read somewhere yoshi was the fastest. So I picked him for the longest time, , no clue if that was accurate information then or now, however ever since my transition sliding over to the family similar Birdo has felt like representation. Trouble, complicated, flawed representation but still.
Rosalina. I like her in general, probably my favorite mario character. Also she’s a heavyweight which I prefer in Mario kart.
In Mario kart’s without her, typically Bowser.
Newer MK: cute Rosalina MK64: cute Yoshi
If you’re picking to win, this is an excellent write-up: https://www.mayerowitz.io/blog/mario-meets-pareto
Wow, that’s a lot of work someone’s done
Daisy, because girl + yellow.
Yoshi, since OG MK.
Because when you get stopped by weapons fast acceleration helps.
I did try out dry bowser as well for a while. I thought it might have been the key to beating 200cc.
I finished it with Yoshi.
EDIT: this is MK8 btw. I aint made of cash to buy MKW
OG Yoshi gang rise
I will say one thing- it ain’t like riding a bike. I can’t power slide in OG SNES Kart like i used to!
I can’t power slide in OG SNES Kart like i used to!
I can’t tell if it’s really easy or if I never could. Don’t make me set it all up to try, I got shit to do because I’m old and have too many responsibilities.
Waluigi because WALUIGI NUMBAH ONE MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Waluigi master race. Also my ADHD nephew’s favourite.
I was playing split screen online and we noticed someone was a lone waluigi so we both swapped to waluigi. By three races later the whole map was nothing but waluigi from everyone swapping over. If one or two people joined with their default character by the next race they were waluigi. Went on for a good 45 minutes before we had to drop.
Hello fellow Waluigi
oh hey Waluigi.
lowkey the best mario character
agree
Yoshi.
I like Yoshi.
Wario, I’ma gonna winna!
But after 2024, Luigi became my favorite
how did that go?
Luigi. Growing up I usually played Nintendo games only on a friend’s console, and was usually player 2. As I got my own consoles and games, I stuck with him out of loyalty and because he has a longer jump in some games. :D
Shame they patched out the death stare though.
I’ll never forgive them for that, and neither will Luigi.
Dry Bones, because just like real life, if you call in DOA the boss will still want you to show up
Toad in the karty
DK in the party
I always play Shy Guy. He’s cute and his sounds are absolutely hilarious and never get annoying to me. And I’m also super shy, so it all works out.
Daisy because she’s the fastest mid-weighter on a bike









