On Guard For Thee@lemmy.ca · 5 days ago

Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet

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Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet

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On Guard For Thee@lemmy.ca · 5 days ago

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WASHINGTON D.C. - President Trump, a man who was elected based on his self-proclaimed "deal-making genius", has failed to secure a trade deal with Canada, a nation most known for maple syrup and neighbourly friendliness.

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  Sir? Please move away from the underage child.
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  He’s the one who gave little Kevin bad directions.

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