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Office workers stare as Clark Kent takes off his glasses to clean them at a desk nameplate reading “C. Kent” beneath a bulletin-board poster asking “WHO IS THE SUPERMAN?”, jokingly revealing Clark Kent’s secret identity.
Superman can see through anything besides lead, so would he even need to clean his glasses?
To mock us humans for being weak
To play his “weak boy” stereotype correctly, so people don’t suspect.
Would you perhaps get a bit baffled if your colleague kept going around in glasses increasingly spackled with gunk?
nah, we all know someone
After a particular threshold, you’d start wondering if the guy does in fact have superhuman vision.
Clark does the klutz thing fairly convincingly, though.
but he tends to pick up what he knocks over. or was that just Christopher Reeve?