FUN FACT: Conservative fascists despise regulations that protect water and air. They call such regulations “woke” and have removed them in many fascist parts of the U.S.

Their own deregulation has created perfectly legal opportunities to give entire communities of fascists some fun terminal diseases. No laws need to be broken to help exterminate these particular cockroaches. If you live near these hives of conservatism, be sure to do your part (within the bounds of the law, of course).