“Why would you even get into bestiality?” he asked. “We’re not into bestiality,” said Patel.
In a further exchange, Patel explained to Senator John Kennedy, the Louisiana Republican, that previously, regulations had barred anyone who engaged in bestiality “on either side of it.”
“Either side of what, the bestiality?” asked Kennedy. “So you disqualified the animal?”
“We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel.
I’m gettting tired of saying this but I’m glad I’m not an Onion writer. Those poor guys have never had to work so hard to get a head of reality.
I think they’re having a blast. Shit that was “too far out there” is now getting approved.