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Best part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain

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Best part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain

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I think i’m going to be sick
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  Hope you have a bidet so you don’t get dehydrated :3

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