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Optional@lemmy.world to tumblr@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    I wanted to screw up the Social Security system

    Is this the closest we’ve come to a real life Bobby Tables?

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      Doing health care software, I’ve come across a patient with the last name Null.

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        With the last name what?

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          Their last name was an empty string. Pronounced:

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            I’m sorry, my ears and eyes are both bad, pronounced how?

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              Oh looks like you got it, right after your question ended.

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                Thanks for playing along 😝

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        They are the king of the symbiotes.

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      There’s a guy in new york California that gets every ticket filled out incorrectly because his license plate isNULL

      Edit: Found a Wired article

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        I thought the story was that he got a lot of tickets that weren’t meant for him instead

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          Yeah anytime any ticket was entered without a license plate, it would default to NULL. His license plate is "NULL", which, depending on how you structure your database/query, compares as equivalent

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            That’s just bad coding.

            His name isn’t a null value, it’s just “Null” - they need to write better software.

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              yes even the police agree. He can’t change his license plate either bc he has hundreds of outstanding tickets

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                Poor choice, then.

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        He should ask the guy from California for help with what to do

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      Nah, that’s a pretty normal republican opinion nowadays

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