GUYS.

WE NEED TO VOTE.

I cannot stress this enough.

VOTE.

THE FATE OF DEMOCRACY DEPENDS ON YOU WALKING INTO THAT BUILDING AND FILLING IN A LITTLE CIRCLE.

VOTE FOR THE LESSER EVIL.

NO, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.

THE LESSER. EVIL.

I’M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH.

I’M SHAKING.

I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN 72 HOURS.

WE NEED TO VOTE.

DID YOU VOTE YET?

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?

GO VOTE.

WE NEED MORE VOTES.

VOTE HARDER.

I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU VOTE HARDER BUT FIGURE IT OUT.

VOTE WITH MORE INTENSITY.

VOTE AGGRESSIVELY.

VOTE SO HARD THE BALLOT MACHINE STARTS CRYING.

WE NEED TO VOTE.

WE MUST VOTE.

VOTE.

VOTE.

VOTE.