TSA is removing chairs from checkpoints, said the American Federation of Government Employees TSA Council 100, which represents workers and criticized the move as a “disregard for workers’ rights and safety" and added the chairs “serve as basic ergonomic and safety support for officers that stand and walk on hard surfaces all day.”
TSA confirmed the decision, saying: “This welcome change reinforces both our security posture and our commitment to hospitality by having these officers on their feet and alert. All officers must meet fitness for duty requirements to be capable of performing their vital national security function.”
it’s a start but I know I won’t really feel safe until they all get mandatory testosterone boosters
May as well hold out for the ICE-style ski masks & electric shock gloves, too.
Sir, is that a nail clipper with a file…?
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That 3-pack counts as 3 items, bringing your item count to 12. You are now detained until the next express-lane court date three years from now.