This is a big moment for me everybody. I have been kicked off of reddit almost instantly due to the spell, but I’ve been forced to wander the fediverse for a long time since my CCP handlers normally don’t allow me to stop posting. However, I found a cure while mindlessly scrolling through the front page.
I’m making this very quick post to thank all of you before the Great Fire Wall swoops in to prevent me from reading the spell in full, allowing me to realize my inner liberal self and deprogram from the Chinese propaganda.
As a thanks, I will reveal the real COVID agend
We have no choice but to abandon communism
The liberal mastery of sorcery has been well-documented. For example, the simple incantation of “Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact” has been used to turn the Soviet Union into an axis power.
As the liberal mantra only gets stronger the more it’s repeated, I fear that the day that I turn into an actual tank isn’t far off.
What if I told you that the nazis practiced national socialism?
What if I told national socialism that the Nazis practiced you?
Fear? My dear comrade, just imagine how much quicker we could bring about communism if we were all just a bunch of literal tanks. The liberals are unknowingly digging their own graves.
Now, which tank to do u think u’ll be?
I’ll probably be a smol beans T-70 light tank. What about you comrade?
Def this T-34. I’m just drawn to it.
You’re a lib, that tank is pink for the Barbie movie
We are transformers, tanks in disguise.
Where’s Praximus Prime at?
its engine is stallin