• cowseverwhere@fedinsfw.appEnglish
    7·
    24 days ago

    my god 😳 …

    someone will call the humane society for that poor middle strap, it’ll need a break real soon 😭

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      10·
      24 days ago

      My dresses voted against unionizing, so that strap can get back to work like the rest of them and be grateful it has a job at all!

        • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
          3·
          24 days ago

          It’s all a ploy, I’d fold like paper crane if they pushed back at all. But of course they don’t know that, because dresses are particularly prone to class insolidarity. And also they’re not very smart, because they’re dresses.

          (edit: this is really more of a bodysuit than a dress I guess - I don’t know why I keep calling it one)

          • cowseverwhere@fedinsfw.appEnglish
            2·
            24 days ago

            I’m howling 😂 thanks for indulging this hahaha

            Maybe you’re crushing its propensity for insubordination by first destroying its sense of identity?? And everybody knows the bodysuit syndicate is tight and doesn’t screw around.

            • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
              2·
              24 days ago

              Yes! We in the bourgeoussy must stop at nothing to forestall the dicktatorship of the holitariat!

              (oh believe me, this has been a welcome distraction from the work I really should be doing right now…)

  • deezcashews@fedinsfw.appEnglish
    2·
    24 days ago

    If I walked in on you wearing that I don’t think we’d leave the house, but I am not a patient man 🤤

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      2·
      22 days ago

      Really, the dress is struggling to contain the unfathomable power of my tits. The tits themselves seem content to smoosh their way to freedom unconcerned…

        • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
          2·
          21 days ago

          Not perhaps the most classically poetic description I’ve ever received, but I have to admit it does have a certain applicability here…

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      3·
      24 days ago

      This bodysuit is wild - I love latex for the feeling of constriction, but being able to adjust it at so many points with the bands is so fun. Seriously, I can barely breathe with it as tight as it is across my tiddies, but it still fits in the hips! Truly, all apparel should be similarly designed.

  • hingledingle@fedinsfw.appEnglish
    2·
    24 days ago

    Listen, I’ve got handcuffs, I can give you the stop and frisk to make sure you aren’t hiding contraband in each of your slutty orifices… Do you really want to get the law involved?

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      5·
      24 days ago

      oh god story time: I went to a con wearing a costume that was pretty much just a latex zentai, a helmet and kickass boots. Anyways, going through security and somehow I set off the metal detector and the guy wants to wand me - but before I could say anything, the head of security shouted over “Oh come on man, where the fuck would she be hiding a gun??” and just waved me through. Friends & I still shout that one at each other in memory of the most correct security guy we’ve ever found at a con.

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      3·
      24 days ago

      “I just can’t understand how they figured out I was smuggling Goth Tiddies over the border!”

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      2·
      24 days ago

      Oh you totally could. Though it might be a little… friction-y with the latex without an ample amount of lube.