An hour late. Overslept. I’ll need to knock a couple of glasses off the counter to make up for it.

The dog equivalent to this is the “Are you awake? Because I was sleeping just now but felt like having a pet and a scratch so I came to check on you. And since you’re awake now, I’m going to nuzzle your face and lick your nose.”

I gotta get Wacky Late Night Hijinks done quick before Crepuscular Hunting Time!

Put him on a purrformance improvement plan