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Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago

A double post today

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A double post today

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Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago
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    14 hours ago

    It’s almost there, so I couldn’t stop myself from making this.

  • StillAlive@piefed.world
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    This one is big. It needs bulls, just like your parents’ marriage:

    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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      • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Still best looping gif

  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    More hoes please

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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      9 hours ago

      I was thinking it needed more excavators but I just changed my mind

  • workerONE@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    There’s also a new broom that everybody’s talking about. It’s sweeping the nation

  • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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    Be careful and don’t dig yourself into a hole.

  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    18 hours ago

    This dad joke is just “burying the lead.”

  • Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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    I guess there’s a lot buried here, so let’s start digging.

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      Truly earth moving.

  • neidu4@piefed.social
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    18 hours ago

    What’s that thing on the right below the trowel?

    • Tug@lemmy.worldOP
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      17 hours ago

      It’s a post hole digger. They’re not fun to use

      • in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social
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        Depends on the soil tbh. Soft clay? Amazing. Rocky, dry limestone and shale? Nightmare fuel. I still dream sometimes about setting posts under the blazing sun.

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          I’m in New England, it’s all bank run gravel here.

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        17 hours ago

        Fucking word

        • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          16 hours ago

          Oh you haven’t heard?

    • CannonFodder@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      For digging fence post holes

    • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
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      16 hours ago

      Medieval torture device:

      https://youtu.be/byo5bbE-rSQ

    • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      16 hours ago

      “Post-holer for digging holes… for posts.”

      quoth: Kaywinnet Lee Frye

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