• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    What are things I reveal to my therapist about that camping trip with the super horny bear?

    I’ll take… Childhood Trauma for $800

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      10 months ago

      Ha! That was funny, clever, and kind of out of nowhere enough that it’s so good and I enjoyed it so much that I feel like just an upvote doesn’t suffice. But I didn’t quite know what to say…sooo, I’m writing this, lol. Thank you for making me laugh in such a clever, fun way! :)

      Also, I’m sorry about the bear. I’ve got horny animal-related childhood trauma, too, lmao!

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        10 months ago

        For realsies, it was a horse, but I wasn’t willing actually un-repress that memory. Anyway, time to look for some brain bleach!