TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 9 days agoAnalysis rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up1402arrow-down16 cross-posted to: tenforward@lemmy.world
arrow-up1396arrow-down1imageAnalysis rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneTotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square15linkfedilink cross-posted to: tenforward@lemmy.world
minus-squareDagnet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·9 days agoIf he ever looks at his own dick in the mirror he will instantly turn gay. Must be a difficult life avoiding mirrors
minus-squarejlow (he / him)@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 days agoOne solution would be to be turned into a vampire. But would you not also not be allowed to just look at your dick?
minus-squarecRazi_man@europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 days agoAny man who touches his own dick and enjoys it is already gay.
If he ever looks at his own dick in the mirror he will instantly turn gay. Must be a difficult life avoiding mirrors
Midas’s dick
Arg! What a curse! Oh noooo!
One solution would be to be turned into a vampire. But would you not also not be allowed to just look at your dick?
Any man who touches his own dick and enjoys it is already gay.
*Bi