(If you look real close, you can juuuuust about see where I spent $15 on some “UV reactive candles” that were decidedly a scam.)
Alternative titles:
- “Showing you this was a thighority”
- “The thigh’s the limit (or not 😉)”
- “Tinker Tailor Soldier Thigh”
- “I know what you’re thinking because I’m thighic”
- “Through the Thigher and Flames”
- “Do you want to ride my thighcycle?”
I have so many puns and so little thighme… anyways here’s a bonus:
My favorite secret agent, licensed with skill, in For Your Thighs Only.
What a great thighdea, I’d be happy to live fast and thigh young drowning in you.
Also, love how the shadow in your belly button turns the area into an elongated heart.
Killin it as always, looking so delicious
Lol thanks! I’m like a chew toy, but sexier.
Extremely sexy and delicious
Instructions unclear, we spent all of our fluids just looking at this set of pics, now we need hydration and we still want more thighs :p
I fear all my liquids have just efaperated 💦
Oh that was good lmfao
Well it’s good to see you have something to keep me lickuified 😋
(not quite as inspired as my first pun, which is a shame given that tightly wrapped pussy really deserves a pun of the highest order)
It’s alright, you have a pretty decent justification for being distracted while thinking that one up…
It was hard work, that’s for sure
I wanna drown in those thighs
Drop you in them then delete the ladder like you’re a sim and I’m a backyard swimming pool.
… I. I don’t know. I didn’t think this through. Have some porn in exchange for ignoring that joke:
Very thoughtful, thank you. I’ll make good use of that picture 💦
I’m a SIMple man; I see a thigh, I leave a bad joke
SIMple
I’ve been puzzling over this one and I must admit defeat; I’m pretty sure you don’t mean a subscriber identity module but alas I do not get the joke :(
You made a sims reference I made a bad, low hanging pun.
Oh good grief, it has been a long morning…
thighdeology is my only religion 👅
The church of Thighentology
Squeeze me between those thighs and quench me! 😈😋💦💦
Can’t think of a pun when I find more and more pics of your thighs in the comments… I feel like If you open those legs I’ll get all the thighdration that I’ll ever need…
Damn, what juicy tights. I wanna sink my hands in them.
Fingers? Hell, you could sink a whole boat in these thighs…
Okay yeah im gonna need you to sit on my face until its soaked, then move to my lap so I can make you cum all over me. I don’t want a part of me to be dry
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