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morallysuperior@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 12 小时前

No thanks, Honey isn't vegan

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No thanks, Honey isn't vegan

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morallysuperior@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 12 小时前
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    3 小时前

    drops a magnum condom Sorry that’s for my magnum dong /s. Take the elevator as usual, they could not coerce me to do anything other than say hi.

    • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Don’t forget that impressive atm receipt

      https://static.klipy.com/ii/4493325008d34b7bf8cd6813cd5c1619/ec/f1/c5bjVCVWft79alvPp90.gif !

      I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong

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    11 小时前

    Eh I’m more into smelly hunched over gremlin women with masters degrees in something highly specific like arthropod mating habits

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    “Sorry. I just ripped a monster fart. Don’t smile because it might stick to your teeth.”

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    Hi ho Kermit the frog here!

  • Anna@lemmy.ml
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    Hi yes I do have access to highly classified information and willing to share it for 3+ \s

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      Right answer. This is the MAGA Era, every man for himself!

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