Local man Nathan Light said the couple were his “best mates” and were turning their lives around, telling Stuff that the man who was shot had dedicated himself to God and was due to be baptised in days.

Oh, damn. Dude’s going to hell now. And he was just days away from retirement baptism.

Haha, just kidding. There’s no man in the sky and there’s nothing after we die. Instead of being frightened by that idea and letting con-artists weaponize your fear to lull you into a false sense of security (and likely taking your money), rejoice in the fact that you have a life to live to the fullest you’re able and there’s nothing stopping you from living the way you want to live. This goes especially for closeted, self-loathing homosexuals / trans people / anyone told by religious authorities that they don’t matter or are broken.

I’m tellin’ ya, it makes life a lot better.