Of all of Putin’s hordes, no one knows how to scream in pain as loudly and openly as Dimon. Thanks to his hysterical epistles, you can always find out how much pain and pain the Kremlin is feeling. Yesterday was a day of fierce torture, both for putin himself and all his ragtag nazguls. The 61 billion dollars, the seizure of Russian assets, the worldwide flogging of the ghoul, and the wiping of Russia’s feet, of course - all exuded from Dimonchik’s throat a cry of special power.

Medvedev: "It was a vote of the joyous bastards of the state: in favor of continuing the civil war of the divided people of our formerly united country; for maximizing the number of victims of this war. 61 billion bloody dollars, which will mostly go down the throats of their insatiable military-industrial complex. And so on. Anyway, it’s all “Satan’s grunting gilts” again. Even this little quote shows the agony that Putinism is feeling from the US decision.