You’d see a movie, read the truncated blurb, click into it to see the full details, only to get the exact same text in a bigger font, so you’d actually see less of it.
And just about anything you try to do to actually read the description would start the movie, including doing nothing for 10 secs (because you are fucking reading the description). Till you hit the back button which just boots you back to the home screen, so you can start the selection process all over again.
Helpfully they do include IMDB scores when browsing for stuff, sadly all their stuff is total shite so all the scores are low. But hey, at least they include them.
The only way to watch anything on Prime is to make your selection in advance somewhere else and then search for it. If you type in the literal title of the movie, it will mostly be in the top 10 of the search results. This includes resuming watching something you were watching, like their hit series Fallout. You would expect the resume watching thing to be proudly the first item on the home page. OMG you actually watched something of ours, we are so happy. Nope it’s buried away on the 5th or 6th line and you need to scroll to get to it. It also happily resumes the previous episode at the credits, without the helpful next episode button. If you do manage to get to the next episode, you will need to watch the first 5 secs of same ad you’ve seen a million times (because they only seem to have the one ad on their platform) before you can skip to the content.
I don’t know what those guys are smoking, but their app is total garbage.
Usually big corps collect all your personal information and tell you it’s a good thing because they use it to make useful recommendations. That way you at least get something out of it. At Amazon they just take all your personal data and when it comes to recommendations it gives you a big middle finger. I don’t know here’s a romcom from 12 years ago, you like that stuff right? Whatever fuck off.
It is weird how theyb collect so much data yet know so little about what I want to watch.
I think Disney+ is actually somehow worse in that regard, since they have so much old content that I would doubtless watch when bored, but all they want to push is the latest reality TV shit that I have never once shown any interest in.
They’re all really bad. Because every one of them, despite being a paid service, wants to cram the same content down your throat over and over again.
A lot of them have vast libraries of actually interesting content but you’d never know it because the only way you can find them is in the search function.
They want to jam sports down my throat over and over, even though I don’t give a single fuck about watching sports of any kind.
I appreciate being notified of the newest content, but also I don’t need to be reminded every single time I open the app, or watch a preview every time I start or finish a completely different movie or show. If I scroll by it 6 times, I’m probably not interested…
Also 99% of the time I do not want to watch your recap of the last episode, or a preview of the next episode, I don’t care about BTS crap, I don’t want to watch the intro again when I’m on the 37th episode, and I don’t want to watch the credits. So maybe instead of a “skip x” button, just add a “watch x” button? I can’t imagine I’m alone on this, or even in the minority. Also your timestamps are fucked, so even if “skip x” actually appears, I often have to skip forward 10-20 more seconds for some reason?
Why when I finish a show does it disappear from the UI entirely?
Why are there no filters by genre? Should this not be an absolute basic function of a media library?
You have a “for you” section but how could you possibly know what kind of content is “for me” when you’ve never even asked?
You wanna sell paid content? Great. Just give me an option to filter it at my leisure. Again I’m already paying you…
Right now the HBO skip button is broken entirely on my machine.
YouTube is a whole other pile of shit that I would totally pay for were it not bested by a handful of nerds working for free building clients with vast improvements in functionality.
It’s shocking how bad their ui is. I don’t get it.
The sad thing is, it’s much better than it was.
You’d see a movie, read the truncated blurb, click into it to see the full details, only to get the exact same text in a bigger font, so you’d actually see less of it.
I cancelled it the day they announced more ads.
And just about anything you try to do to actually read the description would start the movie, including doing nothing for 10 secs (because you are fucking reading the description). Till you hit the back button which just boots you back to the home screen, so you can start the selection process all over again.
Helpfully they do include IMDB scores when browsing for stuff, sadly all their stuff is total shite so all the scores are low. But hey, at least they include them.
The only way to watch anything on Prime is to make your selection in advance somewhere else and then search for it. If you type in the literal title of the movie, it will mostly be in the top 10 of the search results. This includes resuming watching something you were watching, like their hit series Fallout. You would expect the resume watching thing to be proudly the first item on the home page. OMG you actually watched something of ours, we are so happy. Nope it’s buried away on the 5th or 6th line and you need to scroll to get to it. It also happily resumes the previous episode at the credits, without the helpful next episode button. If you do manage to get to the next episode, you will need to watch the first 5 secs of same ad you’ve seen a million times (because they only seem to have the one ad on their platform) before you can skip to the content.
I don’t know what those guys are smoking, but their app is total garbage.
Usually big corps collect all your personal information and tell you it’s a good thing because they use it to make useful recommendations. That way you at least get something out of it. At Amazon they just take all your personal data and when it comes to recommendations it gives you a big middle finger. I don’t know here’s a romcom from 12 years ago, you like that stuff right? Whatever fuck off.
It is weird how theyb collect so much data yet know so little about what I want to watch.
I think Disney+ is actually somehow worse in that regard, since they have so much old content that I would doubtless watch when bored, but all they want to push is the latest reality TV shit that I have never once shown any interest in.
They’re all really bad. Because every one of them, despite being a paid service, wants to cram the same content down your throat over and over again.
A lot of them have vast libraries of actually interesting content but you’d never know it because the only way you can find them is in the search function.
They want to jam sports down my throat over and over, even though I don’t give a single fuck about watching sports of any kind.
I appreciate being notified of the newest content, but also I don’t need to be reminded every single time I open the app, or watch a preview every time I start or finish a completely different movie or show. If I scroll by it 6 times, I’m probably not interested…
Also 99% of the time I do not want to watch your recap of the last episode, or a preview of the next episode, I don’t care about BTS crap, I don’t want to watch the intro again when I’m on the 37th episode, and I don’t want to watch the credits. So maybe instead of a “skip x” button, just add a “watch x” button? I can’t imagine I’m alone on this, or even in the minority. Also your timestamps are fucked, so even if “skip x” actually appears, I often have to skip forward 10-20 more seconds for some reason?
Why when I finish a show does it disappear from the UI entirely?
Why are there no filters by genre? Should this not be an absolute basic function of a media library?
You have a “for you” section but how could you possibly know what kind of content is “for me” when you’ve never even asked?
You wanna sell paid content? Great. Just give me an option to filter it at my leisure. Again I’m already paying you…
Right now the HBO skip button is broken entirely on my machine.
YouTube is a whole other pile of shit that I would totally pay for were it not bested by a handful of nerds working for free building clients with vast improvements in functionality.
I could go on but I digress.