You recently calculated 34*5+1. Do you want to buy a new washing machine?
You recently calculated
I don’t know why but this part kills me
Something about this just doesn’t add up.
If only there was a way to get to the root of the problem.
It will require our undivided attention.
To get even.
Those puns leave a negative impression
They did a number on me
I would like to clear them from my memory.
I don’t know how to access that function.
I can’t even imagine what data there is to collect for an application this simple.
That privacy policy better be really short.
On the bright side, a simple calculator ought to have plenty of free and open source alternatives that don’t harvest any data.
Your calculator would like access to your contacts.
Your calculator would like permission to send and receive phone calls.
Your calculator would like permission to view and delete emails.
Please click AGREE to proceed.
How else are we supposed to be able to share calculations to your social network???
There is also information that is provided that the phone no longer asks/announces.
Well, everything else that’s not calculations.
This is why everyone is trying to have their app installed, there’s a lot of information that the phone provides, and now you no longer get warned what data is available.
Every orher day I enter sets from my workout so my dumbass can remember when I have done 200 squats. My knees hurt.
Whatever they can get their grubby hands on
That privacy policy better be really short.
Clicking through to the policy from within the app just sends you to the general policy across Google. Very long.
I believe it’s about how often the app is used. Advertisers label people with “gullible” and stuff like this, so when you use a calculator regularly, that may be a hint that you are not.
Or maybe that you are, if your dumb ass is entering basic-ass calculations. 😅
True. In the end, they are gonna use some statistical methods to find what is more true. Using also all the other data they have about you.
"Continue to use of all the numbers you love!*
Starting August 1st, numbers 9, 7 3, 2 and 0 will only be available to members subscribed to our premium Calc+ tier.
Spotify intensifies
They want to monetize any proofs you find.
Now get to work crunching numbers.
Please don’t log my calculator inputs it’s more embarrassing than my browser history is.
log()
Why? Does it have 80085?
Worse, lots of really basic math
Get a load of this nerd! He calculated 7 x 4
32, big deal
55378008
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“base ten” [locked] subscription required, reverting to octal
It’s because of the log function
Very punny.
It’s was all clearly calculated.
Yes, and it’s brown because of the tan function.
Yes, and it’s brown
becausecos of the tan function.
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It’s possibly compliance. I know google requires you to have a privacy policy to even publish an app, no matter what.
Seems like everyone is going out of their way to tell us how much they “value” our privacy. The value they place on it wouldnt even get a burp from an atm machine
The way I see it, the companies value our privacy in the sense that they want to take it - to extract that value.
We value your privacy. So if you don’t value it, then give to away to someone who does. In fact, just lets us take it anyway regardless.
Maybe so. I just prefer to keep mine close to home
80085
If you type in 867-5309, Jenny will call you back!
That’s because she is very old and lives in a retirement home. She has nothing else to do but prank call people.
Why didn’t every privacy concerned people switched to foss already?
Realistically because it takes time and effort to integrate foss and self hosted solutions a lot people don’t have the energy or know how to do.
You don’t have to be purist, just aware. There’s a lot of spectrum between using foss apps alternatives and self hosting next cloud.
jast
Wtf
I know right, I’ve been using CalcYou and it’s pretty good!
I’ve been on Calculator++ for ages now. The UI looks a bit different, but it seems like they do all the same things.
Tossing it out there as another option.
I love Calc++!
Link?
Yes!
My Xiaomi Redmi 11 keeps telling me the Calculator can’t use the network (why?) and keeps asking me to accept the privacy policy.
Also the app wallpaper - the one that changes the locked screen background image (important complex stuff /s) - also keeps asking me to accept the privacy policy.
And, as far as my reading of the policy goes, these privacy policies are just the one, it’s not a different one for each app.
