I would be responsible for creating more and more paper forms which have to be filled by hand before each task.
PS: Can you guess what I’m doing now?
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Whatever the guys in MS Cloudstrike did today.
I write code for those who pay me money.I delete code of people who don’t pay me.
Based.
I’m a teacher, so I guess now I spread misinformation on social media for a living. 🤡
You guys are getting paid?
I think the exact opposite would turn me into a literal pirate; stealing money in a way that statistically increases the risks of maritime commercial ventures.
Are you the port authority or what?
Maritime adjuster. My body is a machine that turns the inherent risk of fishing into box wine.
Discount Harbor Jesus!
This is a hilarious comment.
I am now loving my job.
Damn I feel like the polar opposite of my job is also my job. But if I try to make it bad, I’d say I would hurt and demotivate children and try to keep them stupid
I transition automated processes into manual labor
We use modicon stuff for that.
Probably how governments want to solve joblessness, just like the Germans in the second world war forced their population to build highways by hand.
Like the Works Progress Administration.
I make sure people don’t talk to each other about what they’re working on and hide important information they need to complete tasks. Sometimes I’ll advise them to work on the wrong thing for a long time.
In my spare moments I delete the data in reports and unpivot tables.
I travel on-site to build server clusters wherever my company needs them.
I decommission Raspberry Pis at home.My job is having a job.
If it were the opposite, I make sure planes come out of the sky
Efficient desktop destroyer
I’m an anarcho-capitalist with a real hatred for the homeless.
I ignore people with broken bones
I guess I now beat people up?
