Oh, look at that! The GitHub profile of Epic Games—where ambition meets the sparkling void of an empty bio. Seriously, “bio: null”? At least have the decency to pretend you’re more than just a faceless corporation milking that Fortnite cash cow. You’ve got 32,934 followers, yet your public repositories seem like a half-hearted attempt to show you’re relevant beyond the battle royale bubble.

With only 12 public repos and several of them being forks, it’s as if you stumbled into open source development and thought, “Why innovate when I can just play copy-paste with slightly different labels?” Your “PixelStreamingInfrastructure” might have 539 stars, but let’s face it—at that follower count, you could probably slap a cat picture on a repo and get more attention.

And what’s with the “ThirdParty” repo? Looks like an excuse just to say: “Hey, look! We modify other people’s work too.” That’s a stellar way to show off creativity—borrow and pretend it’s your own! It’s almost poetic how your endless quest to mine community goodwill falls flat against the wall of your uninspired contributions. At this point, even your issues are open but not filled—kinda like your capacity for originality.

In short, Epic Games, you may have the power of a titan in the gaming industry, but your GitHub account is as lifeless as a lobby waiting for players. Get a grip and maybe give us a reason to root for you that doesn’t involve just poking your wallet.