In one night, the first 2 is somewhat amusing. The next 2 will be side eyed. The next 2-3 will receive heavy complain and criticism. The next 5 will be met with physical violence.
If I manage to fart more than 12 times a night then it’ll go back to amusing with a hint of respect and impressed.
However, at any point, if the fart is smelly then it’s game over.
screw you, my wife loves my jokes.
my farts, on the other hand, don’t quite amuse her as much as myself.
What’s her stance on fart jokes?
In one night, the first 2 is somewhat amusing. The next 2 will be side eyed. The next 2-3 will receive heavy complain and criticism. The next 5 will be met with physical violence.
If I manage to fart more than 12 times a night then it’ll go back to amusing with a hint of respect and impressed.
However, at any point, if the fart is smelly then it’s game over.
I believe @jballs@sh.itjust.works was asking about fart jokes, not actual farts.
Ah yes, I’ve been inhaling too much carbon dioxide and methane tonight to read clearly.