WINDER, GA—In the hours following a violent rampage in Georgia in which a lone attacker killed at least four individuals and injured nine others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was […]
“let’s get back to talking about how gay books in the library are ruining our kids’ lives!!”
-GOP
What they need to do is make guns gay, then watch how quick they’re banned.
Not too hard, the things are often phallic shaped and you gotta stroke its trigger to get it to release its load everywhere. Just saying.
Make all guns require the grip to be shaped like a cock so homophobes will refuse to hold them.
Or even better, they come with a phallus-shaped mouthpiece attached that needs to be sucked on in order to allow the gun to fire…
I can come up with these all day lol
What’s the internet rule that there is porn for everything you can think of? There has to be gun fetish gay porn. All same Americans need to do is get whoever is more influential than Dan Savage to give the movement legs ala “Santorum”