Top screenshot and [left] transcript are real and verbatim from Sept 4 broadcast on national TV.
Who the fuck doesn’t drink a milkshake with a straw?
Are all these strawless non-gay heterosexual manly men walking around with milk mustaches like 5 year olds? Is this what women are into?
No, these strawless, non-gay, heterosexual, manly men are just like me. They were handed a spoon, but not a straw in the drive through and they decided to just drive off rather than bother or inconvenience someone, even though it wouldn’t be a bother or inconvenience, it’s the person’s job, and they’d be happy to help. I am married though, so while I wouldn’t say my wife is specifically attracted to that brand of social awkwardness, she’s not entirely repulsed by it.
Who the fuck doesn’t drink a milkshake with a straw?
Weird people.
I feel comfortable answering that last question!
No
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I really prefer my milkshakes at the level of ‘the-straw-barely-closes-when-you-suck-so-you-gotta-use-a-spoon’ but not to the firmness of ice cream itself.
So… me?
Maga men don’t use a straw, they suck vanilla shake off of an erect penis. In a closet. Because that’s where most of them are.
That’s also where they keep their AR stash
“Fellas, is it gay to use a straw?”
Fragile snowflake weirdos more obsessed with dicks than I am, and I’m gay as fuck.
Removed by mod
Calling a reactionary a weirdo got me banned in one of the political communities recently. Mod called it attacking language
That mod is a weirdo
Name and shame. The top of every sub should include a breakdown of the mods and their moderation stats. The way it’s currently designed enables propaganda and misinformation as much as Reddit ever did.
it was on politics @lemmy.world, it was jordanlund
the comment that was removed that got me banned for questioning the mod
Removed Comment >bluemaga LoL making up shit and trying to make it stick is so ambitious. Good luck weirdo.
I’m gay as fuck.
How much straws do you use?
None. I deep throat all bottles and cups and then pass all remaining plastic through my superior digestive tract like a real man. /s
I don’t care for dicks, but I do love to suck
Amazing. I wish they had contacted you to speak at the DNC! Or the RNC, for that matter…
Depends if the straw was made from fossilized unicorns or not.
I like to suck on straws with milkshakes so hard, that my cheeks implode.
Like a reverse Louis Armstrong.
SatchmoSuckmo
Well, nothing is more suggestively manly than this:
A man with tiny hands has to throw his glass of water because he can’t set it down gracefully. Fuck, it’s already been four years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO_BdivESOk
Edit: He’s much more coherent in this clip than in anything today.
The crowd goes crazy because … checks video … he drank watet from a glass??!
Lol, look at those things… They really are rather small.
Honestly, that’s how I’d imagine an 80 year old drinking. Removing the weave and orange tan and it looks about right.
This is amazing. Did you do it yourself?
I wish but no, it comes from a post on reddit. I didn’t want to use them as the host of the image so I uploaded it here.
There a few of these if you just google Trump without hair and makeup.
How the fuck else are you supposed to drink a shake? One scoop at a time with a spoon? Slurp it straight from the cup?
Or is ice cream just no acceptable for men altogether?
The real issue is that it was vanilla. Vanilla = white, and white = jizz.
Now if it’s cookie dough, that’s manly, because it takes real suck strength (like a Dyson vacuum cleaner) to be able to slurp up those nuggs through a straw.
a true man can suck a golfball through a garden hose
What are you, gay?
Anything that cannot be made in a fire is only fow wittle wittle girls!
Men aren’t supposed to suck on things, only blow.
When the milkshake thing got discussed on Seth Meyers, his team also found a picture of Trump and Bill O’Reilly drinking shakes with straws together at a Yankees game
Why would we even listen to this Ross Gellar-looking ass about masculinity anyway?
Trump drinks water from a glass with two hands like golem clutching the ring, what a weird beta cuck loser
my partners father forced her to never drink from a straw because it was “too effeminate for his son.” she’s still trans 😂
They can call themselves a news channel all they want. Anybody with more than two brain cells to click together knows that they’re just a propaganda arm of the Republicans. It’s been that way since day one. Thanks Murdoch.
Russpublicans
They know they are full of shit. The know they are lying.
They are just evil cunts that spread hate and lies to manipulate people.
I’ve said it before. There are only 2 types of right wingers. They are either stupid or evil. Sometimes both. But it’s always at least one of the 2.
here are only 2 types of right wingers. They are either stupid or evil. Sometimes both.
True, but I know people who are other categories. They have mental and/or social issues. The big social issue is tribalism - some go along to get along to survive in their social and work environments.
I know plenty of people with social issues that try to support others instead of being whiny conservatives and shit. Social issues are important to consider in how to address a lot of that stuff but the people themselves, at some point, need to take responsibility for acting out like they do.
That falls under the stupid category.
I know some intelligent Trumpets, and the mental gymnastics they make is a Simone Biles level event.
Maybe that’s “evil” but they see themselves as “good” and doing the right thing.
I think it’s a third category. “Brainwashed”, or something.
I don’t think women in general love trump. I think that’s a difficult demo for him. Sure I can find a few at his events but the average woman really doesn’t like him. Does that mean he’s not masculine? They are just inventing little things to be on the surface of what is and isn’t masculine. Walz has the only core masculine traits I can think of. He loves and takes care of his family. Everything else is superfluous window dressing. These guys only care about dressing though.
He does display more than those traditionally masculine traits. He portrays himself as a protector of the vulnerable and a provider. Making sure women and children are safe and provided for is very traditionally masculine. He has made it a point of his political career to help children, and as an ex-member of the national guard, he can claim that “protector” archetype.
This is not to say that there aren’t problems with traditional masculinity, but there’s more to it than just family.
That’s a good point. A family doesn’t just have to be your flesh and blood though. It can be your community as well, but I know I wasn’t thinking that even though I should have been. I don’t see much of the leadership on the trump team expressing love to even their flesh and blood even if I do apply a strict definition of family.
That’s a real quote by Watters
“Women hate Tim Walz, thats why we have to spend a 30 minute segment figuring out how to be more like Tim Walz”
No, what it tells me is how little dirt you have to sling at Walz.
Whereas Trump is a twice-impeached felon with dozens of convictions and a judge had to remind people in court that he raped the defamation litigant. He also insults disabled people and veterans and lies with every breath. Oh, and he participated in a failed coup against the American People. Trump and Fox “News” should stop attacking their betters…
