There are very few someones with the authority to do anything. Assuming you meant nonviolently…

Duh, empathy isnt real.

Wherever the oil lives…

Yes

Is this a civil war?

Dude have you seen the rainbow? ITS LITERALLY JUST VISIBLE LIGHT and its the greatest threat to the conservative world.

You way underestimate how much they care.

That feels about as appropriate as the Nazi flag

Yes, a distress flag

I know it when I see it

Yes I collect gay bath towels

I always assumed they were reimbursed

Rural mail carriers in the US often use an old minivan or jeep with a sketchy right hand drive conversion

Or if you figured out how to make or buy a wave rake.

Autism is caused by brain worms

FALSE. This is a branch IF YOU CANt SEE THAT YOU A FUDGING MAROON

If they installed suicide booths it would cost $100. Free suicide would be woke.

The only one I have plugs into a microphone jack on a phone

Fish fuck in it.

Is this a civil war?