https://www.thewrap.com/jesse-watters-tim-walz-milkshake-masculinity-fox-news/
I cannot wait for all the Fox News sycophants to start drinking their milkshakes straight out of the cup to prove their manliness.
I bet women don’t cover their drinks when Walz walks into the room.
See? Weird. All the women do that when I walk in the room. Also I slashed my wife’s tires to get her to date me.
I’m Jesse Watters.
For those who don’t know, the tire slashing thing is true. And he admitted it on national TV before ever telling her in person.
Nah, it’s fictitious. Do a search for “Jesse Watters slashfic” to learn more.
I bet women don’t cover their drinks when
Walz walksTim Waltzes into the roomI can’t believe you just left that perfect opportunity sitting by the wayside!
Straws are gay now? Does this guy just chug it?
Men can’t have bananas, popsicles, corn dogs, hot dogs, fruity drinks, sugary coffee, and ice cream, and now they can’t use straws?
and now they can’t use straws?
How TF are you supposed to drink a boba tea? Just take all the balls into your mouth at one time?
you think having balls in your mouth isn’t gay?
like soup I guess
Men can’t have bananas, popsicles, corn dogs, hot dogs, fruity drinks, sugary coffee, and ice cream, and now they can’t use straws?
Real men can.
Nope, masculinity is too fragile apparently.
I saw a man once eat a banana in a completely non-gay way.
He opened his banana from a seam in the middle of the banana most of the way to the top and bottom, then ate the banana like a pussy.
Strangest method I’ve seen.
That man must be crazy strong and intimidating for no one in his life to have ever felt safe enough to pull him aside and ask, “What the absolute fuck are you doing?”
“this 'nana, gaang”
This obsession with being ‘manly’ is the least manly thing I can think of. How am I supposed to take you seriously when you’re a whiny little bitch about things like straws?
Exactly, as a man the only thing I care about in regards to milkshake-manliness is if there’s whipped cream and a cherry on top! If the waitress forgot it, that means she doesn’t respect you and you need to keep ordering until she sees how much lactose you’re able to handle as a master of your domain! If you shit yourself, just make sure to tip extra…
Fellas is it gay to drink a milkshake with a straw?
Seriously though, how else are you meant to drink one??
You open your manly man gullet and pour the entire thing in. Or you shotgun it. Those are the only manly ways to consume beverages.
You can boof it like Kavanagh too.
“Boof it like Kavanagh” sounds like a parody version of “Bend it Like Beckham” where a young white guy starts partying and taking bribes after being inspired by his favorite Supreme Court Justice in spite of his parents actually giving great advice on how to be a decent person
Men can’t savor their milkshakes. Drink it in 3 gulps, or you may as well just cut your balls off right there.
You let it melt, go to the drive-thru liquor and get a half pint of Jim beam, and mix em while getting on the freeway in your dually F-250 which you’re using to haul 3 cases of bottle water back to the subdivision from Sam’s Club.
Obviously your supposed to tongue it out of a man’s ass
Ngl that sounds kinda gay.
Keg Stand! Drink it pledge!
you’re supposed to rip the cup open and scoop it out with your hands
If you’re not shotgunning your milkshakes are you even drinking them?
Slow down there, Ron.
I think you’re supposed to squint with one eye, scream “ACK ACK ACK” as you crush the cup from all sides with your hand, and then catch the plug of shake-goo in your mouth.
I would love it if this nimrod had to drink a shake on screen right after this inane comment.
This is not the first time Watters has talked about straw use on air. His implication is that straws are somehow phallic and a man using one is gay. Watters’ strange obsession tells us more about his own phallus than anything else.
I really want to see him drink a milkshake now.
You just wanna watch it dribble down his chin like a frozen cum blast
Me too
Actually, I want to see it get stuck in the cup so he ends up tilting to far back and getting a full on facial.
Ah, the Demetri Martin of money shots
and nobody tell him he can squeeze the sides to unstick most of it
Drinking a cocktail out of the little stirring straws is certainly effeminate, but drinking a milkshake from a straw is a normal-ass behavior.
Drinking a cocktail out of a stirring straw is insane regardless of your gender.
I think it can be kind of sexy when done correctly.
Ok but a lot of ridiculous things are sexy when done correctly. I would know, being ridiculous is my move
Who the fuck does not use straws in milkshakes? They’re literally served with a straw by default because that’s how you’re supposed to drink them.
And this dumbass knows Tim Walz is married and has kids, right? While he got divorced for being a lousy cheater - which tells you everything.
to be “fair”, while he went softer on him, waters still said this wasn’t a good look. so at least he’s consistent in his weirdness. can’t imagine how embarrassed his poor mother must be.
It’s all good now - his mother respects him again after he slashed her tires.
*le sigh*
A lot of conservatives seem to think of cheating as more manly than happy and stable familial relationships. Which is just further evidence that the people who are obsessed with men being manly have such a worse opinion of men and masculinity than the most rabid feminist stereotype
I mean, also who calls it a “vanilla ice cream shake”? These people all sound like Mr. Burns.
J.D. Vance almost certainly calls it a “vanilla ice cream milkshake dessert beverage.”
“I’m JD Vance and I’m running for vice president. Could I have an ice cream milkshake dessert beverage? Just whatever makes sense. What’s that flavor? Vanilla? Ok, sure, I’ll try that. I’m JD Vance.”
“How long have you worked here? Six months? Okay. How long has the cook worked here? You don’t know? Ok.”
He probably doesn’t even know that much about it. He’d say “one of those blended frappes? A decaf diet frappercino, no coffee flavor please, ha ha…. Folks, no, it’s good! Please clap”
No he doesn’t. He calls it a vanilla coishion dessert prequel, and you KNOW it!
He spills it all over the couch cushions, like every other normal, non-weird, alpha male.
And women Looove Tim Waltz so this guy just jealous. And fucking weirdo. Using a straw makes me unmanly!? This guy is a nut.
These people are weird. We don’t need to pay them any attention.
Well if you can come up with a better name for partially gelatinated non-dairy gum based beverages I’d like to see it.
Young men “Don’t Feel Seen” By the Democrats
But we at fox news do see them and make sure at every opportunity to make them feel shame and guilt for not reaching the level of masculinity that we define (and change) on a frequent basis.
Fr. There may even be something to dems not offering much to young men, but the right only pretends to while actively working against us.
While I absolutely hate this argument, I award them 15 points for making a literal straw-man argument.
I hope they choke on the points.
Oh you…
It is so incredibly strange to me that this bullshit can legally pretend to be a news channel, and many people watch it as such.
It’s difficult to believe that people are that stupid, seriously.
Thanks Reagan.
That weirdo is… grasping at straws
The young men go unseen. They run through the streets screaming “SEE ME! GAZE UPON MY VISAGE AND KNOW FEAR!” The young men shovel vanilla ice cream shakes into their contorted faces and gurgle in triumph. They do not use straws.
Is this from the Niebelyungmenlied?
I like how he is trying to describe masculinity, being a person who wears on makeup for his/her/them job.
And with a unisex name.
fellas, is it gay to drink from a straw?
fellas, is it gay to consume ice cream with a spoon?
fellas, is it gay to consume ice cream with your bare hands?
I have lots of gay friends, and they all like ice cream. So that should tell you something.
you make a good point. How can we know that ice cream doesn’t make people gay?
I hate the whole x is manly/masculine crap.
Most of the time it’s just glorifying highschool jock behavior. Some stereotype of an alpha chad with their “masculinity” dialed up to toxic.
I’m a dude and you know what I think is manly/masculine? Being a good person, paying bills, working and earning money for your family, being a good parent to your kids, taking responsibility when you make a mistake and trying to fix it, respecting people property, boundaries, rights, and freedoms. Generally being helpful, productive, and kind.
Otherwise known as being a productive member of society.
You can be deficient in some of these areas too, like earning money to support your family, maybe your spouse is the breadwinner and you’re the stay-at-home parent. That’s good too. If you don’t have offspring, then we can waive the parenting stuff. Etc.
And these things don’t just apply to men, they can all be applied to women too, because being manly to me, is more about being a good human.
Anyone pushing a different narrative, to me, is someone pushing for people to be garbage.
I don’t care what you have between your legs, or whether you have kids or not, or whether those kids are your biological offspring or not. I don’t care what color you are, where you come from, who you love, what your job is, how much you make, what diplomas or degrees you have, or what God you may, or may not believe in.
Be kind to eachother. Support your friends and family. Be a productive member of society. Be a good human.
It’s all about defining the “in-group” to exclude people they don’t like. It starts with not liking the person, then looking for a behaviour they can call “not masculine/feminine” because the worst thing you can be is not representative of your gender.
No one has ever said that drinking a milkshake with a straw is unmanly. But Tim Walz did it, and we don’t like Tim Walz, and if the out-group does it then it must be bad.
This is also why calling them “weird” bothers them so much. “Weird” means you’re part of the out-group. However, the average person doesn’t exist, everyone has something they do that the average person doesn’t. You tell a person without an in-group out-group obsession that something they do is “weird” and they won’t care and continue enjoying their life. Someone who is obsessed with being part of the in-group will feel ashamed about not being average and try to hide it. It’s an impossible standard they expect out of themselves and everyone around them.
Also, isn’t obsessing over how a man drinks his milkshake with a straw kind of weird?
The weirdest thing of all is even if you buy into the bullshit, what is it that trump does that’s traditionally manly? I can’t think of a single “manly” thing associated with him.
“Saying what he means” and never apologizing or admitting being wrong. Typical toxic masculinity bullshit.
