You’re not you when you have the munchies

My cars name is also Bort.

What’s the mythical-scientific reason for Thors hammer being immovable? Very high mass/density or protected by some invisible godlike force?

The right wing fascists want you to own nothing.

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His needle dick would pop an inflatable couch

No pay for youth! Only investments!

Religious dicks always think their religion is the default. If your religion is correct, why doesn’t it come preinstalled? Why need a subscription package you pay weekly for?

Damn, mouth watering now. Thank you!

Focus on Trumps policies? He doesn’t have any, neither does the RNC. For the second convention in a row, their policy is “whatever Cheeto wants to do just vote for him”. He flips position depending on which side he can remember at a rally. He was a Democrat his entire life until he wasn’t when convenient. He provably lies every run-on utterance. He’s a life-long conman, and this lady is trying to convince other women to vote for a literal pedophile rapist.

Looks good, ingredients?

Any politician want to make an argument against abortion that doesn’t involve “muh faith”? I wish he would explain his plan for the thousands of unwanted children forced to be born that no one wants as a result of his policy choice. I’m sure this guy is totally for free, unlimited birth control also…

TIL Gawd makes bullets fly with the shell still attached

What the fuck? Seriously, put grampa in the home. Someone help this man.

Trump visited a Trump property 428 out of 1461 days of his term, and he played 261 rounds of golf, about 1/5 of days of his term. Almost $150 million charged to American taxpayers, for him to travel there with full security, play an 90-stroke game, kick his ball, called it 65 strokes to his friends, make dirty deals without oversight, travel back with security, eat a cheeseburger and angry tweet from the toilet. Every 5 days. Laziest president we’ve ever had.

I bet women don’t cover their drinks when Walz walks into the room.

Why do we care what a pedophile rapist felon says? Can we stop pretending like it’s ok for this guy to be running for president? He can’t own a pistol because of his crimes but we’re going to give this dementia riddled moron the nuclear football?

Grady Hillhouse is the best!

Oh fuck yeah, view it

Slashing a tire is a property damage misdemeanor. Owning a tire valve tool, removing their valve cores and placing them on their hood is a criminal mischief fine tops and a great laugh.