usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world · edit-219 days agoCalls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrantswww.nj.comexternal-linkmessage-square180fedilinkarrow-up11.21Karrow-down116cross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
arrow-up11.2Karrow-down1external-linkCalls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrantswww.nj.comusernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world · edit-219 days agomessage-square180fedilinkcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
minus-squareFester@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82arrow-down1·19 days agoThis increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%. I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
minus-squarekatre@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down1·19 days agoAnd yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.
minus-squarenfh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·19 days agoYou think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
minus-squarefubo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·19 days agoThere’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
minus-squareArugulaZ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·19 days agoFrom Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”
minus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·19 days ago“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”
minus-squareQueen HawlSera@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-218 days agoTo be fair, he caught the cat with the couch he loved
This increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%.
I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
And yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.
You think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
There’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
From Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”
“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”
Might have been RFK JR.
Oh no, JD Vance ate out RFK Jr?
To be fair, he caught the cat with the couch he loved
Every accusation …