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no, this is just a copy pasta of the Mediterranean Sea onto central US. it ignores the rocky/smoky/blue Ridge mountains and all elevations minus lucky guessing the central plains.
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I’m sorry. Im just sensitive to disinformation and apparently not sensitive enough to humor.
Happens to the best of us.
Tho at the some time I bet some real estate people would see this and start buying up “future beach front properties”.
Helping the economy!!1
Damn…I was looking forward to my future as a Burgundian
Florida not being underwater is the first clue this isn’t a legit map lmao
And what’s the deal with Lake Superior, does it get filled in?
Actually, as tectonic uplift interacts with mantle plume activity, crustal thinning could occur, creating a series of grabens and faulted basins. These basins would rapidly flood as water levels rise, forming an inland sea. The unique east-west orientation of the rift system would shape this new body of water in a manner resembling the Mediterranean. Furthermore, increased precipitation, a byproduct of global climate shifts, could introduce more freshwater inflows from the Mississippi River and other tributaries, enhancing the formation of coastal ecosystems similar to those around the Mediterranean. Over millennia, the regional limestone bedrock would undergo karstification due to the influx of acidic rain, contributing to the rugged, cliffed coastlines characteristic of Mediterranean geology. Damn ChatGPT is good at shitposting…
Turbo Encabulator vibes from the LLM.
I’m flattered by even being associated with this comparison.
Thank you for explaining it. I was trying to find Sadam Hussain.
There’s Black Sea too. I swear it exists, I saw it!
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Why is Florida still there?
That’s how you know the map is fake.
No joke, that was the first hint.
Wait are you serious? It’s the Mediterranean Sea
No, but I never miss a chance to punch down at Florida.
Every chance we can.
America took viagra.
Because the ocean will reach the middle of the continent trough the mountains North America has close to its West, not through the plains on the South-East.
Can’t you read a map?
It’s actually mirrored Norway
Like roaches, really hard to kill.
Because this is a shitpost and not at all based on reality unless giant chunks of the land get carved away in this specific shape, through mountains and deserts.
They tied the state to Trump and told him he gets to debate Biden. The hot air is keeping them afloat.
Florida survived 😣
Little known fact, Florida floats
America’s penis will be the last thing poking outta the water.
It eventually got so hot it got SWOLL and rose up out of the sea.
the remnants of nebraska
It’s-a Nebrask-a!
🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌
It will be the perfect place to restore the Roman Empire.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona Bay
Some say the end is near
Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon
Certainly hope we will, I sure could use a vacation from this stupid shit…silly shit…
With this map, the Panama Canal will no longer be necessary.
North Panamarica
Nothing of value was lost.
What scientists are these? Fully half of the U.S. is going to be underwater in the next thirty years?
Bull fucking shit.
It’s not real, that’s the Mediterranean sea.
I knew something was up when literal mountains in the black hills were under but the great plains along the great rivers were totally fine.
It seems the memes about Americans not knowing geography are correct?
science_memes
I got too heated lol, forgot to check what neighborhood I was in.
Inb4 someone calls you anti-science for this
This is so med.
I see nothing but improvements.
Brb, moving to northern Dakitaly
I’d love to have a great seaside property in Montana. I’ll call up Aquaman Realtors ASAP!
I know this is bullshit because I still see Florida
im just glad the rockies are underwater
At least New Orleans and Florida are spared.
thats not a good thing
Water is now flowing up. Truly chaotic times.
