This has to be a troll but I’ll be damned if r/conservative isn’t dumb enough to bite
This is the way you troll right-wingers.
I would love to as those comments
Peak satire 👨🍳👌
The difference between communism and capitalism is who gets the money without working.
Dude definitely never understood Animal Farm.And I missed the satire in this. OP knew what he was doing.
it kinda shows that labels have become a tool to obscure thinking.
I keep getting called a lefty in our town Facebook group by people with NHS stickers on their profile pictures.
Of course his favorite book is animal farm lol
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You’ve got too much time on your hands.
What a fucking idiot. His boss is a cheap shitbag MAGAt!
This has to be a troll.
95% sure is trolling. Yet, I’m also 100% sure a lot of those buffoons will not notice.
Not many smart people left on the sub. Just yes-men.
They’ve done so many purges in /r/conservative that it’s basically communism
I really don’t think there were many smart conservative redditors to begin with.
Concerned-antocommie is such a troll alt username
It was:
I did the math
Followed by a logical conclusion that sold this as trolling to me
My thoughts as well, surely there’s no way.
But… America.
It’s true, but I feel like the dumb ones wouldn’t have bothered to read Animal Farm.
Maybe Atlas Shrugged
It’s a pretty common assigned reading in schools these days
In American schools? Neither myself or anyone I know has ever been asked to read anything from Orwell.
My experience in middle and high school (yes in America) we had a lot of Orwell and Vonegett as assigned readings built into the curriculum, and the books were sufficiently worn and yellowed, the projector transparencies sufficiently photocopier burned and the tapes sufficiently scratchy and worn to indicate these books had been part of the curriculum for at least a decade or more before I went through it.
It was going great until “I’ve come to the conclusion…” Gave the whole game away.
Most likely, since he uses communism, socialism, and Marxism interchangeably
Post up for 2 minutes, no votes shown. Definitely a troll post and probably screencapped by whoever made it before it was removed.
Pro level shitpost.
The post is satire/trolling.
I was interested, so I found the original post, and the mods there removed all the comments, so you can’t see the people falling for it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/iig9uh/is_my_boss_a_communist/
pro tip: change any reddit url to reveddit to view deleted content https://www.reveddit.com/v/Conservative/comments/iig9uh/is_my_boss_a_communist/
Unfortunately it looks like the commies on Reddit are a bit smarter than your average conservative.
I think this post needs to go on truth social or some Chan type thing.
I just realised I don’t know where I would find a den of white supremacists… And I guess thats a good thing. I want to say the words telegram but I’m not sure? Huh. Til
Does voat still exist? Or twitter
Once upon a time this worked, not for new Reddit threads, sadly.
Yeah the comments were also trolls https://www.reveddit.com/v/Conservative/comments/iig9uh/is_my_boss_a_communist/
Boy, conservatives sure love their free speech.
As we speak people are losing their jobs because they said some shit about Kirk boy.
Hell, I’ve seen people losing jobs and shit purely from posting direct quotes from Charlie Kirk, nothing more
People who respond in an extrajudicial manner to being fired like that are well within their rights.
They really do. Some speech is more free than others.
This is suspiciously close to the famous “some are more equal than others” from my favorite book, <removed by moderator>.
I got banned from there years ago for asking a question in a comment.
They are the most banned happy I have heard of. They know how susceptible the audience is to manipulation so they won’t abide any counter manipulation.
well that’s your first mistake. Only communists question stuff.
Comes up empty for me
So weird. When I click on the link, it also comes up empty. But if I replace
redditwithrevedditin the original url, it works.Here’s a screen grab.
Gonna start calling landlords “socialists”, see what happens
We should troll them like this a LOT more.
The problem is that their ability to ignore obvious contradictions is so immense they sometimes embrace it unironically.
“Russia will take the US without firing a single shot”
Accusing people of being communist is just fun as well. It is not all that inaccurate with our political leaders either.
The president is taking stock in companies and taking payoffs from companies. Because he’s a fucking communist.
It is absolutely inaccurate to call the capitalist fascist Trump a communist.
Duh. That’s the whole point.
are you autistic?
Shit I’m autistic and even I got the social nuance of the post.
I think old mate might just be plain old fashioned Forest Gump level stupid.
at least they got their heart in the right place :')
Notice we’re in a comment thread and I was not replying to the original post.
Can you read?
It is not all that inaccurate with our political leaders either.
He would hate being called communist though.
Of course. I’m just trying to shut down this notion that it’s “not inaccurate” to call him a communist because of the Intel thing. By all means, do a little trolling, but don’t drink your own kool-aid.
No dude he’s a fuckin commie
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