• Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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    If I’m remembering right it was:

    PILOT: Headset volume is unbelievably loud.
    MECHANIC: Headset volume has been set to a more believable level.

    A few more I remember from way back when:

    PILOT: Mouse found in cockpit.
    MECHANIC: Cat installed.

    PILOT: Something loose in cockpit
    Mechanic: Something tightened in cockpit

    PILOT: Friction locks cause throttle to stick.
    MECHANIC: Good, they’re supposed to.

    (How did you get a new line without a blank line between them??? Formatting shouldn’t be this hard.)

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      PILOT: dead bugs on windshield.
      MECHANIC: live bugs on back order.

      PILOT: suspect crack in windshield.
      MECHANIC: suspect you’re right.

      PILOT: number 3 engine missing.
      MECHANIC: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

      On another note, I found a version closer to The Source:
      right here

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      Also, with regards to formatting, a manual line end, without the blank line in between, like a HTML tag <br />, is achieved by having two spaces just before the line break.
      Like this.