LOL, Pirates of the Caribbean!

OP, you must live in my head, or something!

Time to Black Flag this bitch…

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History: Mutineer (Escaped Slave) (+1sa)

Captain: Gal Gadot [♥♥] (+1sw)

First Mate: Alexandra Shipp [♥] (+2sk)

Castaway: Kelly Brook [♥] (+2sa)

Pirate Haven: Francia Raisa [♥♥] (Shipwright) (+1sa) and Nico Parker [♥♥] (Vendor) (+1sk)

Ambush: Katheryn Winnick [♥] (+2sk)

Merchant Ship: Nathalie Emmanuel [♥♥] (Merchant’s Wife) (+2sk)

Privateer: Grace Caroline Currey [♥♥] (Swordsman) (+2sw)

Cabin Girl: Mckenna Grace [♥♥] (+2sw)

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Stats:

• Sailing: 4
• Swashbuckling: 6
• Skulduggery: 7

The Storm: Survived the Storm!

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Swashbuckling Crewmate 1: Jennifer Lopez [♥] (Captain) (-3sa)

Swashbuckling Crewmate 2: Briana Smith [♥] (Privateer: Gunner) (-3sa)

Skullduggery Crewmate 1: Cameron Brink [♥♥] (-1sk)

Skullduggery Crewmate 2: Cindy Mello [♥♥] (-1sk)

Skullduggery Crewmate 3: Emmy Rossum [♥♥] (-2sk)

Skullduggery Crewmate 4: Freya Allan [♥♥] (-1sk)

Skullduggery Crewmate 5: Pom Klementieff [♥♥] (-2sk)

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Celebs: 16

Tough to Turn Down:

• Adèle Exarchopoulos [♥] (First Mate)
• Angourie Rice (Cabin Girl)
• Daniela Pineda [♥] [♥] (Privateer: Bounty Hunter)
• Elizabeth Debicki (Captain)
• Kim Kardashian (Castaway)
• Millie Bobby Brown [♥] (Cabin Girl)

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"Oh, Sally Brown, she’s a nice young lady—

• …WEIGH-HEY! WE ROLL AND GO!
• …And we roll all night, and we roll all day
• …To spend our money on Sally Brown!"

"Oh, Sally Brown, she’s a bright mulatto—

• …WEIGH-HEY! WE ROLL AND GO!
• …Oh, she drinks dark rum and she chews tobacco—
• …WEIGH-HEY! WE ROLL AND GO!
• …And we roll all night, and we roll all day
• …To spend our money on Sally Brown!"