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“I tell you again, it is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of Heaven.” -Christ
Holy fuck, I am so sick of this.
Charlie “Empathy is Evil” Kirk?
Yes. Remember, they worship Supply Side Jesus, not the one described in the Bible.
Angry Jesus. He is out beating up the gays right now.
“13th Disciple” is code for “2nd Judas”
Charlie would be wrestling that guy for the bag of silver coins.
I grew up religious and don’t think I’d heard that. Is it a Catholic thing?
Come on, a Palestinian man preaching love and compassion ? The whole lot of them would call him a communist terrorist…
If Jesus came back and came to America, he would be shot within 10 minutes of opening his mouth and 100 years later a new religion would be started with a Glock as it’s symbol.
Who says their God hasn’t already tried to come back dozens of times but he keeps getting bombed because he’s middle eastern
What if the Messiah is like the avatar cycle and every generation the Messiah comes back to teach the world shit.
Republicans pretending to be “Christians” never ceases to amuse
At what point do you admit that you’re just licking assholes?
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
Reality is meaningless to these people. They just make up whatever, it’s a massive circlejerk.
Judas 2: Electric Bugaloo
Much like Judas.
Hell, surprisingly, still has room for these fuckers.
wut
He wouldn’t have needed 30 pieces of silver.
Let them write another fantasy book
Actually, correct me if I’m wrong but that was Matthias who replaced Judas Iscariot after he gave himself a neck stretch.
Yup. He brought the total living disciples back up to 12, but was the 13th to be chosen.
MAGA is a bad book club.
