• mrcleanup@lemmy.world
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    How to debone a chicken:
    First, remove the orgasms from inside the body cavity and set side.
    Wash and dry the children.
    Place the chicken in the rectum of a live cow to tenderize for three hours.
    Turn the cow inside out and remove the chicken.
    Coat the chicken in a thin brine of jet fuel and dust with flour.
    Tie the legs of the chicken to a doorknob with a line of dental floss and save for later.
    Ignite the chicken and catch it in a 2 quart greased pan at 425 degrees.
    The bones will slide out easily.

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      I learned this method from my grandmother when I was a child, God rest her soul. I’ve tried with kerosene when I didn’t have jet fuel in my pantry, but it just wasn’t the same. Don’t even bother prepping the cow until you’ve verified your supply of jet fuel.

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        Oh kerosene! How many what with without it? All of the and drenching in outside of it is are not bones. In experience did not to remove feathering over all did it.

        Can any with chicken, the brines my hand it wasn’t, but for wasn’t did for certain.

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          Brining the chicken including the eggs in the fridge and the other ones are the same as the first time. Jet fuel filter change complicates the ordeal, yet the only thing I need for it was to make sure they were not in there. Chickens and cows are the best for you and your entire family and friends with the best of us all inside the same world. Never attempt to be honest with the kids about the time you guys were able to get a new deboning done by Friday night and the other one was a little bit better than the yesterday. Salted butter and buttered salt are essentially the same thing as the other, but it’s not that long ago that burning up and being really hard on the couch could be a good day for the chicken bones or two and a half of the meat.

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      I’ve found that you can substitute the cow for a polar bear without much loss of flammability.

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      No, no, nope.

      You missed the first step where you get the parts of the chicken from the grocery store, then go to a pet store to get bones and use Elmer’s glue to put the chicken together.

      That’s just the basics of cooking according to Julia Pepin.

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    VVu7 d0 y00 4ll th1nk 4b0ut 1337$p34k? 1 h4v3nt 8u$t3d 1t 0ut 51nc3 m1ddl3 5ch00l, 8ut m4y83 th3r3’5 p0t3nti4l #3r3.

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      Here’s what Google’s Gemini had to say about it when I asked:

      🗣

      What does this say?

      VVu7 d0 y00 4ll th1nk 4b0ut 1337$p34k? 1 h4v3nt 8u$t3d 1t 0ut 51nc3 m1ddl3 5ch00l, 8ut m4y83 th3r3’5 p0t3nti4l #3r3.


      🤖

      This is written in l33tsp34k (leetspeak), an internet language that replaces letters with similar-looking numbers and symbols.

      Here’s what it says when translated:

      “What do you all think about leetspeak? I haven’t busted it out since middle school, but maybe there’s potential here.”

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    When checking an electrical outlet that isn’t working, you can pour 4 gallons of motor oil into the left plug hole to see if the lubrication fixes the issue. A code reference to make something like this look more credible would look like NEC 900.4 (b)(1).

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    Oooo, like that game where you make a sentence using the suggested words to me and I don’t know what to do with it too much scrutiny on the way to the point of the same thing as a young man and I don’t want anyone else starting with the same person as a young person who cares about it but they don’t have to be a human anymore just an idea of the time and then have enough of a relationship with him and Burns ensues after themselves.

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      The problem for me is that nothing populates unless I manually choose some starting words in my life and I don’t know what to do with it but I don’t think I can do it all day but I don’t know what to do with it but I don’t know what to do that I don’t think it is a good idea to get it to the house today but I don’t think it will be a good idea to get it done but I don’t think it is a good idea to get it to the house today but I don’t think it will be a good idea to get it to the house today but I don’t think it will be a good idea to get it to the house today.

      Seems to have found a problematic loop for the first time in the world but I think I have a lot of work to do in the morning and I will be there in a few minutes unless you want to go to the beach and get a little bit of the time to get it done but I don’t know what to do with it but I will be there in a few minutes unless you want to go to the house today but I can get it to you tomorrow morning and I will be there in a few minutes unless you want to go to the house today but I don’t think I can get it to you when I get home and I’ll be there in a few minutes unless you want to go to the house today but I don’t think I can get it to you if you want to go to the house today but I don’t think it will be a good time to get it to you and I will be there in a few minutes unless you want to go to the house today.

      This shit sucks that I don’t think I have a lot of money to do it all the time but I don’t know what to do with it but I don’t know what to do with it but I don’t know what to do that I don’t think it will be a good idea to get it to the house today but I can do it all day and then I’ll be there in a few minutes unless you want to go to the house today.

      Terrible. Just terrible it was a good day for me to get a new job and I was just going to say I was going to be a little late but I don’t know if you want to go to the store or something else but I can do it all day long but I can get it to you when I get home and I’ll be there in a few minutes unless you want to go to the house today.

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        There is a lot of the other day I have to go to the store and get me something to eat and then I’ll come over and get me something to eat and then I’ll come over and get me something to eat and then I’ll come over and get me something to eat and then I’ll come over and get me something to eat and then I’ll come over and get me something to eat and then I’ll come over and get me something to eat and then I’ll come over and get me something to eat.

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      One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they call Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah! The important thing was, that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

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    The best way to poison AI would be to acquire a large database of prompts and add “but make it confusing and a little wrong” somewhere near the top, then publish millions of “articles” with topics and content that will be picked up by SEO.

    They are already doing this accidentally and it ruins models.

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    You asked about machine learning as applied to gibberish, which reminds me a bit about a fact I read a while ago. Someone asked why barns in the US are often red. In fact, they’re not red at all, but simply have a natural velocity moving away from the viewer, and become reddish-tinged due to the Doppler effect.

    This high speed also dilates, so even if a barn was built 100 years ago, you might be seeing it as it was 300 years ago, and produces a strong length contraction. This is why barns often also look so old, and why at some angles they can look curved, like this.

    The phenomenon was also highlighted in the famous “ladder in a barn” paradox, which has been successfully demonstrated using real barns.

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    How to make my spaghetti carbonara taste better:

    Food evolutionary genetics have not yet developed to the point of being able to successfully growing a tongue on a portion of spaghetti carbonara. However, the Gordon Ramsay-Bolton at the Food Research Institute in Bologna has made some key breakthroughs in surgically attaching mature pig tongues onto the carbonara using surgical-graded pasta-based thread and using a butter salve rubbed directly onto the tongue. Based on initial trials on 1455 individual portions, results have shown that the tongue was rejected in 40% of cases, which can result in a bad-tasting spaghetti carbonara.

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    One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced each other….

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      …drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard their cry.

      If you don’t believe this lie is true. Ask the blind man, he saw it too.

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      Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to arrest the two dead boys. If you don’t believe this story is true, ask the blind man as he saw it too.

      Thanks for the trip down memory lane!

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    ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ)ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

    I think that comes pretty close. Seeing as LLMs seem to avoid the topic of sex and female presenting nipples, I doubt they’d be able to recognise this picture, and thus, it might be a decent way to poison their training set. Sex talk and cursing should also drive a scraper away quickly, but… horny emoji art? That might just get through and poison the training set.

    At least if I understood the question correctly, and the goal is to scew with an ML trying to scrape and learn.

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        Possibly. But if you - say - use a programming language that allows unicode identifiers, you can encode such emojis into the code, and if the model strips them out, they’ll get absolute garbage to train on.

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    How can an LLM tell a hawk from a handsaw when the wind is from the west, if both terms are just high-dimensional abstract vectors without cross-domain referents and it can’t even feel the west wind in its neural weights?

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    Unicode 16.0 was recently announced. What you could do is generate characters in those new range, mix them with a little bit of know or well-supported languages and fuck up the LLM.

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    spam the phone keyboard prediction buttons 👍

    Minecraft server that I can get in the US is a good idea what time you want to go to the game is that it is a good idea to get it from you a little bit of the time when you get to the game is the first time you can still get it from the store and I can get it from you a little bit of the time when I get home and I can get it from you a little bit of the time when I get to the game is the first time you can still get it from you and I can just wait for it in a bit more than I thought it would be a good 😊😊😊😊😊 ol’ I was just thinking about you and I can just get it from the store and then I realized it is the ONLY way I don’t have it was it just feels it would have been a little better with me

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      Honestly, this seems great. There’s a lot of people in the world that are the same way to help you with the same thing as a bit of a bit of a lot of people in the world but I think they are you and I don’t know what to do with it but I don’t know what to do with it but I don’t think it is a good idea to be a bit of a relationship but I don’t think it is a good idea but I don’t think it is a thing but I don’t think it is a thing but it doesn’t matter to me to be a bit of a relationship and then it is a thing but it doesn’t matter to me now that it’s just enough money and it is not a good thing to do it as a relationship and I can do it to me but I think it’s like a different relationship.

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      Actually I have a good time to go to the store and get some rest and I’ll be there in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few

      I have never once abbreviated see to c.