• zephorah@lemm.ee
      9·
      2 months ago

      He doesn’t look good. Had someone in Cardiology yesterday, out of nowhere, shoot a frown at me and whisper, what do you think about the way trump is looking?

      Like if you lifted his pants legs, my 7 is there’s bilateral pitting edema under there. Kind of like watching Nimoy in those final roles, seeing the COPD across that barrel chest, and wondering how far out of frame the oxygen tank actually is. It’s morbid to some, I’m sure, and that’s fair, but I am worried.

      I’m convinced that the makeup is the same, he’s just become that much paler beneath the makeup.

      • ShareMySims@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        131·
        2 months ago

        but I am worried.

        About what? An open and unashamed fascist dying in old age??

        Oh, no, the unimaginable tragedy!!!11 🙄

          • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM
            2·
            2 months ago

            That’s a definite worry, but there is no one that could replace him that I can tell, right now. He is a complete fascist, evil bastard, but he knows how to charm his people. The other fascists that currently have power don’t know how (thankfully).

        • zephorah@lemm.ee
          7·
          2 months ago

          At base I’m not happy about anyone’s medical misfortunes, self inflicted or otherwise.

          You could also read it as his health is worrisome. You could also read it as his base’s reaction would be worrisome.

          Don’t assume puppies and rainbows. Remember Scalia.

        • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
          6·
          2 months ago

          Trump dying now would be an unthinkable tragedy. He would forever be a martyr and we would never be rid of MAGA. FFS, there would be Trump statues everywhere. Oh, and think about all the conspiracies involving liberals killing him.

          He has to live through this election and lose ignominiously. Then he has my permission to die.

    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
      5·
      2 months ago

      The cringe is palpable. These might be bigots but even then I feel sorry for whoever has to be next to such a clusterfuck in person. For a moment. The I remember these people want to elect him and I feel better about their suffering. May it open their fucking eyes.

      • Varyk@sh.itjust.works
        4·
        2 months ago

        That’s gracious of you.

        I’m leaning at a right angle toward schadenfreude, watching a redneck at a barbecue who’s been pouring gasoline on his charcoal briquettes for the past 8 years about to spark his lighter.

    • Match!!@pawb.socialEnglish
      3·
      2 months ago

      people keep trying to assassinate him with guns but if someone accidentally tripped this dude once he’d go down like a sack of shit

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      2 months ago

      How does he not have a makeup artist on staff to make him look at least slightly less fucked up? It’s weird that they’ve actually normalized his hair lately but can’t seem to get the weird bronzer over all of his face.

      If it were revealed that he’s actually an AI-driven hologram at this point, I wouldn’t be even slightly surprised.

      • Varyk@sh.itjust.works
        1·
        2 months ago

        there’s probably only one or two wranglers he allows nearly enough to paint him or he throws some kind of crazy fit.

        he might really be losing it, fingers crossed.