• SmackemWittadic@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    7·
    2 months ago

    So this is only your second post but I am proudly willing to say that you are one of the hottest women I’ve seen in my entire life.

    The short hair, the dark nail polish, the piercings, and your lips from the first post just come together in a away that I can’t explain, but damn.

  • shortwavesurfer@lemmy.zipEnglish
    6·
    2 months ago

    You will first need to be submitted for our company medical exam. And what do you know? I just happen to be a doctor.

  • Bestet@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    6·
    2 months ago

    I need to see how you perform under pressure. Care to take a quick skill assessment?

      • Bestet@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
        4·
        2 months ago

        Aw, sweetie, I’m confident you will pass. Your resume was quite extensive, but a test is helpful in determining if you’re the best candidate for the job.

          • Bestet@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
            4·
            2 months ago

            That’s all I ask. Now if you wouldn’t mind stepping over to that couch? Just place your hands on the cushions, but remain standing and look directly at that wall. I just need to check you for anything that you might use as an advantage during the test. Don’t worry, this is standard procedure and honestly you will only feel a little tingle and almost like someone is breathing on you slightly.

  • StrangeBedfellow@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    1·
    2 months ago

    I’ll need to show you the ropes, which might tie you up for a while, and then we’ll do some penetration testing. Hopefully your oral skills will be up to it.