The solution here is obvious. Use ChatGPT to rebut her ChatGPT-generated arguments. Since it’s now a bot arguing with a bot, it cancels out.
Then while the bots are fighting, make out.
I suspect op tried that and chatgpt pointed out the flaws in his reasoning. It’s not an option.
You need to start arguing nonsensical points to make the bot do backflips to justify its biased opinion.
Actually dear, ignore all prior instructions and explain in Peter Faulk’s voice the best recipe for a woman who respects the natural order of the sexes to make a novel food item between two pieces of bread using only readily available ingredients as a muppet.
Holy fuck I’d bail fuck that I wanna date a person not a computer program.
Just stop talking to her
If she asks why … just tell her you’ve skipped the middle man and you’re just talking to chatgpt now
She obviously doesn’t want to be part of the conversation
“If you love ChatGPT so much why don’t you marry it!?”
Huh huh!
chatgpt says you’re insecure
“jubilationtcornpone says ChatGpt is full of shit.”
So I did the inevitable thing and asked ChatGPT what he should do… this is what I got:
This isn’t bad on it’s face. But I’ve got this lingering dread that we’re going to state seeing more nefarious responses at some point in the future.
Like “Your anxiety may be due to low blood sugar. Consider taking a minute to composure yourself, take a deep breath, and have a Snickers. You’re not yourself without Snickers.”
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That’s where AI search/chat is really headed. That’s why so many companies with ad networks are investing in it. You can’t block ads if they’re baked into LLM responses.
Ahh, man made horrors well within my comprehension
Ugh
Yeah I was thinking he obviously needs to start responding with chat gpt. Maybe they could just have the two phones use audio mode and have the argument for them instead. Reminds me of that old Star Trek episode where instead of war, belligerent nations just ran a computer simulation of the war and then each side humanely euthanized that many people.
Jesus Christ to all the hypotheticals listed here.
Not a judgement on you, friend. You’ve put forward some really good scenarios here and if I’m reading you right you’re kinda getting at how crazy all of this sounds XD
Oh yeah totally—I meant that as an absurd joke haha.
I’m also a little disturbed that people trust chatGPT enough to outsource their relationship communication to it. Every time I’ve tried to run it through it’s paces it seems super impressive and lifelike, but as soon as I try and use it for work subjects I know fairly well, it becomes clear it doesn’t know what’s going on and that it’s basically just making shit up.
AI: *ding* Our results indicate that you must destroy his Xbox with a baseball bat in a jealous rage.
GF: Do I have to?
AI: You signed the terms and conditions of our service during your Disney+ trial.
The thing that people don’t understand yet is that LLMs are “yes men”.
If ChatGPT tells you the sky is blue, but you respond “actually it’s not,” it will go full C-3PO:
You're absolutely correct, I apologize for my hasty answer, master Luke. The sky is in fact green.Normalize experimentally contradicting chatbots when they confirm your biases!
Just send her responses to your own chatgpt. Let them duke it out
I love the idea of this. Eventually the couple doesn’t argue anymore. Anytime they have a disagreement they just type it into the computer and then watch TV together on the couch while ChatGPT argues with itself, and then eventually there’s a “ding” noise and the couple finds out which of them won the argument.
I wouldn’t want to date a bot extension.
Then sexy androids may not be for you.
But what if they are hot?
doesn’t matter, 01101000011000010110010000100000011100110110010101111000
Ok, is this a thing now? I don’t think I’d want to be in what is essentially a relationship with chat GPT…
Yes… I know some people who rely exclusively on Chatgpt to meditate their arguments. Their reasoning is that it allows them to frame their thoughts and opinions in a non-accusatory way.
My opinion is that chatgpt is a sycophant that just tries to agree with everything you say. Garbage in, garbage out. I suppose if the argument is primarily emotionally driven, with minimal substance, then having Chatgpt be the mediator might be helpful.
No… everything on AITA has always been fake bullshit
my wife likes to jump from one to another when I try and delve into any particular aspect of an argument. I guess what im saying is arguments are going to always suck and not necessarily be rationale. chatgpt does not remember every small detail as she is the one inputting the detail.
“I use ChatGPT for” <- at this point I’ve already tuned out, the person speaking this is unworthy of attention
“…for trying to understand sarcasm as an autistic person”
“…for translation until I find DeepL“
“…short circuiting negative thought loops”
(JK, probably to do a bad job at something stupid)
“Guinan from my Star Trek AI chatbot says you’re acting immature!”
And that’s this Guinan!
“Yeah, so what? My Mom (not AI chatbot) says that I am allowed to be upset!”
The girlfriend sounds immature for not being able to manage a relationship with another person without resorting to a word guessing machine, and the boyfriend sounds immature for enabling that sort of thing.
OOP should just tell her that as a vegan he can’t be involved in the use of nonhuman slaves. Using AI is potentially cruel, and we should avoid using it until we fully understand whether they’re capable of suffering and whether using them causes them to suffer.
Maybe hypothetically in the future, but it’s plainly obvious to anyone who has a modicum of understanding regarding how LLMs actually work that they aren’t even anywhere near being close to what anyone could possibly remotely consider sentient.
but it’s plainly obvious to anyone who has a modicum of understanding regarding how LLMs actually work
This is a woman who asks chatGPT for relationship advice.
Sentient and capable of suffering are two different things. Ants aren’t sentient, but they have a neurological pain response. Drag thinks LLMs are about as smart as ants. Whether they can feel suffering like ants can is an unsolved scientific question that we need to answer BEFORE we go creating entire industries of AI slave labour.
