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“When I have a disagreement with a girl, I hit my balls with a hammer. There is absolutely nothing she can do; it’s a brutal mog.”
“brutal mog, sir”
She’s entitled to a “default mode of victimhood”! She is your victim!
self-dodging bullet
jesus fuck so many parts of this are psychic injury
the account name, the presumption of “oh yeah my opinion is right”, the very nature of this person’s “engagement” (quotes intentional) with conflict, the deference to non-authority (holy fuck how the fuck is it that we have worse than the personal-abdication of christianity (oh right, it’s mcfuckingsaltman’s fault))…
I want to say “some of these people are in desperate need of a hug”, but then as a friend of mine pointed out recently: “maybe if they weren’t all such self-loathing pieces of shit they may actually get a hug”
jfc I just noticed the account name 🤦
Your significant other now knows what it’s like to date a computer, this is not a compliment.
It’s weird he didn’t say “female” instead of “girl”. Are they finally learning that that one’s a giveaway & women avoid them because of it?
He’s on the hunt for that one special female who’s really, really into Ferengi.
AI told him not to use that word
Still called her a girl though. Unless he’s really dating someone underage. I guess he might be.
Idk boy/girl are pretty commonly used to describe youngish adults, especially romantic partners.
True, but he seems like the kind of person who would say man and girl.
Ah the obvious telltale sign of AI writing, the misspelling of focuses. Gets em every time.
And now I’ve learned that focusses is a thing in places. placces. placesses.
“As you can see, the computer clearly indicates I’m the winner of this discussion. Once you’ve talked to the AI and understand your failures, we can talk.”
Sounds like he’s a lot of fun.
The instant somebody releases a chat GPT powered sex doll I bet he’ll be the first person in line with a pre-order.
“Your mother was volatile with poor control last night, Trebek!”
Sounds like a wonderful opportunity to use this douchebag’s creds to rack up ridiculous charges on his OpenAI account then ghost him.
I just read something the other day that a single query like this one burns enough electricity to charge an iPhone 100 times or whatever the hell. It sounds like hyperbole but I think that number is close.
This is how humankind ends. A guy asking a fucking computer to validate his insecurity infinite times. This is how ai ultimately destroys us.
How interesting, a volcel who only thinks he’s an incel. Many such cases
How to win the battle but lose the war.
If you classify your relationship as a war, maybe you really shouldn’t have one.
i think she was clearly the winner there too
This is twenty percent logic, ten percent myope
Fifteen percent concentrated power of cope
Five percent incel, fifty percent lame
And a hundred percent reason to forget his name
…and then I pack up my juicer, my humidifier, my dehumidifier, and leave.
