- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/27421233
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JavaScript be like that sometimes…
Oh wow, did they maybe search for someone with skills of a “server” and the Indeed algorithm soup got that mixed together with skills in server technologies…?
Peak AI moment
If only Asimov were around to write a story about a Little Lost AI.
Sometimes you’ll get stuff without any obvious mixup - I’m a chemist and I’ve gotten emails about forklift jobs…
Exactly. I’ve gotten this too, indeed is a joke.
My local bar is tended by a software engineer. It’s only open on Saturday evening cause he does it besides his day job.
But it’s great cause he does it for the love of mixing cocktails, and introducing people to great drinks from all around the world.And he obviously doesn’t really need the money, cause when you show an interest, most drinks are on the house.
He uses a pencil, paper and a mechanical calculator to tally up the bill, which I absolutely understand when your career is in IT.He uses a pencil, paper and a mechanical calculator to tally up the bill, which I absolutely understand when your career is in IT.
When the alternative is either having to search, evaluate, compare, select and configure an application for that purpose that you’re never quite happy with, or to scope, design, develop, test, deploy, maintain, eternally find things you wish you’d done better, refactor, realise you’re spending your free time on doing more of your job, regret your life choices, resolve to only make this last improvement and then call it good enough, renege on that promise to yourself a week later, burn out, curse that damn app for ruining your hobby…
…yeah, using the most trivial low-tech solution possible does look rather sensible.
Yeah the alternative would be to rely on POS software, which must be insanely frustrating to a dev.
The acronym works both ways.
One of my friends with a similar list of skills on indeed got an email from them asking him to apply to be a bikini model
Skills in resumee: LaTeX documentation, Master-Slave communication, C String manipulation
What kind of “bikini model” were they looking for? 😏
I wouldn’t call it a model, more like a “design pattern”
let’s not forget GIMP expert
Well that could be because they saw their photo on resume
wizards monthly
What was the pay?
barely covered private expenses.
SQL does pair well with getting drunk…
As a SQL deleloper, can cornfirm.
haha this is funny!
All of my skills are devops or sysadmin related.
It’s been a while, but I used to regularly get emails inviting me to apply to be a Wendy’s manager. I doubt I would have been good at that.
Of course not. Sysadmin skills are good for pouring the drinks, not managing the restaurant.
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